After the mother-in-law read my mind

My mother-in-law, who had always looked down on me, suddenly developed the ability to read minds one day—and, to my surprise, this newfound skill worked exclusively on me. From that moment, her entire demeanor suddenly shifted in the most bizarre way. She kicked out her precious son, whom she had spoiled for thirty years, and insisted on transferring all her assets to me. Her romance-obsessed mindset vanished overnight, and she swiftly divorced her no-good, deadbeat husband without so much as a second thought. When I mentioned I wanted a child, this once staunch advocate of "sons over daughters" shocked me by saying, “I know you're eager, but don't rush into it. All that talk about raising sons to take care of you in old age is total nonsense. Trust me, the real secret to aging gracefully is just buying more sunscreen!”